Jill Quote #573
Quote from Jill in Sisters and Brothers
Jill: You know, I've gone back to school, I have great kids. [finds chewing gum stuck to a pair of socks] Well...
A great marriage.
Carrie: Oh, yeah. I know. Tim is great. I could see myself with a guy like him. On the other hand, I just wanna make sure I don't settle.
Jill: Like I did for Tim?
Carrie: No, I didn't say that.
Jill: Well, that's what you implied. I mean, right after you told me my life was mundane.
Carrie: You know, you are being very self-centered.
Jill: Me, self-centered?
Carrie: Yes. We're supposed to be talking about me. You know, I happen to be at a crossroads here and I try to talk to you about it. And all you can do is yell at me and fold your stupid socks.
Jill: Well, you act like all my life is is socks.
Tim: Hey, honey. Got any clean socks? [Jill throws a pair at Tim] All right.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Sisters and Brothers’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Just great. Look at the time, huh? Now it's off to work I go without my "hi-de-ho."
Quote from Al
Tim: All right. Let's give a big, warm Tool Time welcome for Cal "He's gotta be better-looking than Al" Borland. I don't see any family resemblance, do you?
Al: Well, actually, I take after Father and Cal looks like Mother.
Tim: And a fine-looking woman she is. Come on, Cal. You wanna tell us about growing up with Al?
Cal: I don't think so, Tim. [Al and Cal snort]
Al: [laughs] He's got that Borland humor.
Tim: Yeah, the kind that isn't funny.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Could I talk to Wilson for a minute? I got a couple of minutes before I go to work.
Jill: You'll have to wait.
Tim: I can't wait.
Jill: I'm sorry, we only have one Wilson and I'm using him.
Wilson: You know, neighbors, I am a friend. I'm not a rest room.
Jill: I'm sorry, Wilson. Tim, come on, I know you wanna talk to Wilson about me, but I was here first.
Tim: Well, hurry up. I don't know how long I can hold it.