Jill Quote #570
Quote from Jill in Sisters and Brothers
Carrie: Hi, hi! Guess who's here and can stay a week.
Jill: A week?
Carrie: Oh, Jill. You look great. So wholesome, like an ad for oatmeal. Nobody can pull off that suburban housewife look like my big sis.
Jill: Tim, a whole week.
Carrie: Timmy! Come on over here and give me a big wet one.
Marty: Carrie, I don't think you've met my wife.
Carrie: I don't think I've met you.
Marty: Actually, you have. A couple... eight, nine times.
Jill: Marty and Nancy. And these are their twins, Claire and Gracie.
Carrie: Oh! Brothers, babies, boxes. I love this. It is so nice to know that there are still people like my sister leading their simple little lives in their cute little houses, making delicious little meals.
Jill: I hate her little comments.
Tim: She's not talking about you. It must be another sister. She said "delicious meals."
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‘Sisters and Brothers’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Just great. Look at the time, huh? Now it's off to work I go without my "hi-de-ho."
Quote from Al
Tim: All right. Let's give a big, warm Tool Time welcome for Cal "He's gotta be better-looking than Al" Borland. I don't see any family resemblance, do you?
Al: Well, actually, I take after Father and Cal looks like Mother.
Tim: And a fine-looking woman she is. Come on, Cal. You wanna tell us about growing up with Al?
Cal: I don't think so, Tim. [Al and Cal snort]
Al: [laughs] He's got that Borland humor.
Tim: Yeah, the kind that isn't funny.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Could I talk to Wilson for a minute? I got a couple of minutes before I go to work.
Jill: You'll have to wait.
Tim: I can't wait.
Jill: I'm sorry, we only have one Wilson and I'm using him.
Wilson: You know, neighbors, I am a friend. I'm not a rest room.
Jill: I'm sorry, Wilson. Tim, come on, I know you wanna talk to Wilson about me, but I was here first.
Tim: Well, hurry up. I don't know how long I can hold it.