Jill Quote #509
Quote from Jill in Some Like It Hot Rod
Tim: You did this?
Jill: Honey. Honey, it was just an accident. You know, it wasn't snowing when I moved it outside.
Tim: You did this? Look at all the snow in here. The interior's wrecked. The carpet's all wet. Look, my gauges are all fogged up.
Jill: Well, couldn't you just take them out and dry them off and then put 'em back together? You love to take things apart and put 'em back together.
Tim: How'd this happen?
Jill: Well, honey, I've been under a lot of pressure lately, you know. I've had the pageant and Christmas shopping and school and my parents coming next week.
Tim: There's no excuse for this. Why don't you just admit you screwed up?
Jill: Well! I think that you could be a little bit more understanding. I mean, it's not like this was my fault.
Tim: Whose fault was this?
Jill: Yours.
Tim: Hello?!
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Some Like It Hot Rod’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Wilson, I've been thinking about this. Do you think that subconsciously I left the hot rod out in the snow to get back at Tim for dropping that two-ton beam on my station wagon?
Wilson: Well, Jill, that's a very interesting theory, but I'm sure that your leaving the car out was just an accident.
Jill: Yeah. But you know what Freud says about that, "There are no accidents."
Wilson: Well, obviously Freud never saw Tool Time.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Get in. See if it meets your approval.
Tim: Jill, this is the greatest gift you've ever given me.
Jill: I gave you three children.
Tim: Yeah, but none of them came out this clean.
Quote from Brad
Jill: How could I have done something so stupid?
Brad: They say when two people have been married for a long time they start acting like each other.
Jill: You're not helping, Brad.