Tim Quote #460

Quote from Tim in The Haunting of Taylor House

Wilson: Well, Tim, it's just a physical reaction. When a person becomes frightened, his body releases large amounts of epinephrine.
Tim: I love that song, too.
Wilson: Hm?
Tim: [sings] Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from epinephrine goes walking...
Wilson: No, no, no, no, Tim. You're talking Ipanema. I'm talking epinephrine.
Tim: [grunts] Oh, yeah, sure you are. Sure.
Wilson: Well, let's just say adrenaline. It speeds up the conversion of glycogen into glucose. [Wilson lights up his pumpkin which features his face behind a fence] And glucose supplies energy to the muscles, thus making them more efficient for a fight or flight.
Tim: I don't care what it does. When Brad's friends see this Catacomb of Terror, there'll be epinephrine in their pants.

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 ‘The Haunting of Taylor House’ Quotes

Quote from Mark

Mark: I'm ready.
Randy: Who are you supposed to be?
Mark: I'm Daddy. Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
Tim: Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Mark: Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
Tim: Right. Yeah.
Randy: You should have gone as Al. We could have gotten more stuff.

Quote from Jill

Jill: What have you been doing down there all day long? What took so long?
Tim: Come on, honey. Horror takes time. Besides, when Brad's guests get here tonight, they're gonna be down there with their hair bleached white, eyes bugging out with that look of horror.
Jill: That's the way you looked on our wedding day.
Tim: I shouldn't have lifted the veil.
Jill: Who told you to wear it?

Quote from Al

Tim: All right, now that we have an even layer of mortar, it's time to float our brick. There we go. One more course, and our brick wall will be finished. Oh, golly, Al. I'm out of brick.
Al: Are you telling me, Tim, that you're a few bricks shy of a load? [snorts]
Tim: No, I'm telling you you're one wisecrack short of unemployment. [snorts]