Tim Quote #3585
Quote from Tim in Backstage Pass
[outtake:]
Jill: So who was this Donna? What was she like?
Tim: Oh, my God, Donna.
Jill: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Tim: She was... She was... She couldn't hold a candle to Richard, I'll tell you that.
Jill: Who was Richard?
Tim: Big guy I met. He did horoscopes for Miles Davis.
Jill: What did he do for you?
Tim: He had very soft hands.
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Tim Allen: For a show like this to be successful, everyone has to have a... A role, like on deck. I was the man that kept the boat on course, straight and narrow, always heading towards the sun.
Quote from Jill
Patricia Richardson: Tim's acting style is somewhere between De Niro and Larry Storch, with a Yanni-like quality.
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Tim Allen: I'm like a second father to the boys, you know? I used to bounce them on my knee, you know, wipe their noses...
Taran Smith: He really taught us all the important things in life. Grunting, burping...
Tim Allen: Proper spit technique. How to hock a loogie.
Zachary Ty Bryan: We'd play games. He would read us stories. He would sew us little outfits.
Patricia Richardson: Ha!
Zachary Ty Bryan: I'm gonna miss that.