Wilson Quote #447
Wilson: I thought you were gonna take that job in Indiana. Tim told me it was all set.
Jill: Yeah. Well, yeah. That's what we decided. But I haven't been able to make the phone call. It's a great opportunity. The whole family's being real supportive. You know, I just don't know what's holding me back.
Wilson: Well, Jill, this has been your home for 20 years. You'd have to leave your whole life behind. You'd have to say good-bye to all your old friends. We'd have to say good-bye to you.
Jill: So you're telling me to stay.
Wilson: No, no, no, no, no...
Jill: You're telling me to go.
Wilson: No, no, no, no.
Jill: Hello, not helping!
Wilson: Jill, this move is a very difficult decision. I can't be the one to make it.
Quote from Jill
Jill: When I was a little girl we moved all the time. My mom never questioned it. She'd just say, "Whatever's good for your father is good for all of us." And we'd pack our bags and follow him.
Wilson: So, basically, for 20 years you've been following Tim.
Jill: Yeah. Right to the emergency room.
Quote from Bye Bye Birdie
Tim: I want Brad to be a good student.
Tim: So I told him that multiplying compound fractions is a real important part of that. But, you know, between you and me, it's kinda useless information.
Wilson: Well, I don't know about that, Tim. There was a time when I thought my extensive research into ancient tribal cultures, obscure scientific data, the thoughts of great philosophers, would never come in handy. Then you moved in.
Quote from Doctor in the House
Wilson: A Ph.D.?! Tim? Aw, Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill... Do you realize how many hours I had to study to get my doctorate in forgotten languages and extinct cultures? Oh, my, my, my. Sitting in that library, reading that insufferable microfilm till I thought I would practically go blind? Not to mention that to support myself, I had to volunteer as a subject for lab experiments. Oh, oh. And the thing that really irritates me about this whole thing...
Wilson: Oh, Jill, Jill, talk me down, talk me down.
Jill: I came out here so you'd talk me down.
Wilson: Oh, I'm sorry, Jill. I just lost control.