Tim Quote #3562
Quote from Tim in The Long and Winding Road (Part 3)
Morgan: Talk about a hot show! I got about 20 fire marshals standing by for when you "accidentally" burn down the set.
Al: Do you really want us to burn down the set? How do you sleep at night, young man?
Morgan: Trust me, gang, the show's gonna be huge. But since I'm a VP I get to watch it at Binford HQ with the COO, the CFO and the CEO.
Tim: Which one would be the SOB?
Morgan: Oh, I get it. You're doing a fun thing with letters. [chuckles]
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‘The Long and Winding Road (Part 3)’ Quotes
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Jill: Yeah. Right to the emergency room.
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