Brad Quote #288

Quote from Brad in The Long and Winding Road (Part 2)

Brad: Hey, thanks for the ride, Dad.
Tim: You bet.
Mark: Yeah. Go get 'em at Tool Time.
Brad: Yeah. Break a leg, huh? Oh, you know what I mean.
Tim: Hey, guys? I probably don't say this enough to you two, but I love you guys. I'm really happy the way you guys turned out, you know? You're smart, hard-working, honest boys.
Brad: Here's the rest of that gas money.
Tim: I knew you were holding out.


 ‘The Long and Winding Road (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Brad

Brad: Well, the one good thing about Tool Time being over is no more accidents.
Tim: We still have a house. You know what they say. Every year, over 100,000 accidents occur in the home.
Brad: And 99,000 of those occur in our home.

Quote from Tim

Tim: We're talking about family. It's way more important than any car. [off Brad & Mark's looks] Well, it's just as important as a car. More important than some cars.
Mark: Dad, check the gauge! We're out of gas!
Tim: Don't worry about it. We've got plenty of gas to get you guys to school and me to Tool Time.
Mark: Dad, we're on "empty."
Tim: It's a fuel gauge. "Empty" doesn't mean empty. It's just a guide. Don't you know that? We got 10 miles left. And it's only 5.3 to get you to school... Another 2.6 to Tool Time... You add those together, you... Um... Well, you add them together, you know, and... I don't know what it is, but I know it's less than 10. [engine stops]
Brad: Well, that 10 miles went by rather fast, huh?

 Brad Taylor Quotes

Quote from The Route of All Evil

Randy: Hey, Brad. Mom and Dad want you to come down for dinner.
Brad: Tell them I'm not hungry. I'm trying to finish this paper and do my math homework at the same time.
Randy: "The Franco-Prussian War was fought in the year 1870 minus the square root of 113."
Brad: Oh, man. How could I have done that?

Quote from Mark's Big Break

Jill: Look, I know the video was bizarre. But isn't there something that you can do?
Tim: Sure. I could present it to the devil as an offering.
Jill: Couldn't you do some sort of special blooper show?
Brad: Mom, Dad already has one. It's called Tool Time.