Tim Quote #3537
Quote from Tim in The Long and Winding Road (Part 2)
Mark: Dad, can we stop? I'm really hungry.
Tim: How can you be hungry? Your mom just cooked us breakfast.
Brad: Did you eat it?
Tim: It was good oatmeal.
Brad: It was scrambled eggs.
Tim: Bad scrambled eggs.
Brad: Yeah. When I get married, I'm gonna make a woman prove to me that she's a good cook.
Tim: That's why you're gonna be 80, alone and very hungry.
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‘The Long and Winding Road (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Brad
Brad: Well, the one good thing about Tool Time being over is no more accidents.
Tim: We still have a house. You know what they say. Every year, over 100,000 accidents occur in the home.
Brad: And 99,000 of those occur in our home.
Quote from Mark
Tim: Hey, Brad. I'll take that change from the gas money now.
Brad: Oh, yeah.
Tim: Maybe next time you'll fill up the tank like I asked you to. Hope you learned something from this.
Brad: Yeah, that the "E" stands for "empty," not "extra 10 miles."
Tim: I'll tell you one thing. If I had built this car, it'd have an extra fuel tank in it.
Mark: Dad, if you built this car, we'd be taking the bus.
Brad: Hey, if there's one thing Dad knows how to do, it's build a car, okay?
Quote from Tim
Tim: [horn honking] Hey, there. I get recognized everywhere.
Mark: Dad, he was honking because you took up two lanes.
Tim: He was thrilled to see me. That's why he was waving his hand.
Brad: Dad, that was only part of his hand.
Tim: He was saying, "Tool Time is number one."