Tim Quote #3536
Quote from Tim in The Long and Winding Road (Part 2)
Tim: We're talking about family. It's way more important than any car. [off Brad & Mark's looks] Well, it's just as important as a car. More important than some cars.
Mark: Dad, check the gauge! We're out of gas!
Tim: Don't worry about it. We've got plenty of gas to get you guys to school and me to Tool Time.
Mark: Dad, we're on "empty."
Tim: It's a fuel gauge. "Empty" doesn't mean empty. It's just a guide. Don't you know that? We got 10 miles left. And it's only 5.3 to get you to school... Another 2.6 to Tool Time... You add those together, you... Um... Well, you add them together, you know, and... I don't know what it is, but I know it's less than 10. [engine stops]
Brad: Well, that 10 miles went by rather fast, huh?
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Long and Winding Road (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Brad
Brad: Well, the one good thing about Tool Time being over is no more accidents.
Tim: We still have a house. You know what they say. Every year, over 100,000 accidents occur in the home.
Brad: And 99,000 of those occur in our home.
Quote from Mark
Tim: Hey, Brad. I'll take that change from the gas money now.
Brad: Oh, yeah.
Tim: Maybe next time you'll fill up the tank like I asked you to. Hope you learned something from this.
Brad: Yeah, that the "E" stands for "empty," not "extra 10 miles."
Tim: I'll tell you one thing. If I had built this car, it'd have an extra fuel tank in it.
Mark: Dad, if you built this car, we'd be taking the bus.
Brad: Hey, if there's one thing Dad knows how to do, it's build a car, okay?
Quote from Tim
Tim: [horn honking] Hey, there. I get recognized everywhere.
Mark: Dad, he was honking because you took up two lanes.
Tim: He was thrilled to see me. That's why he was waving his hand.
Brad: Dad, that was only part of his hand.
Tim: He was saying, "Tool Time is number one."