Tim Quote #3503
Quote from Tim in Trouble-a-Bruin
Al: Well, you may not want to do the show once you find out what Binford did.
Tim: "To whom it may concern, only Binford tools are to be used on Tool Time effective immediately." So what? They always send me this memo. One more and my whole door is covered.
Al: Well, this time our CEO means business. While you were at lunch, Bud came in and confiscated every tool that isn't a Binford.
Tim: Ooh! Every tool we got out there is a Binford.
Al: Well, now, not every...
Tim: Don't worry about it. Let's just do the show, all right?
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Trouble-a-Bruin’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Wilson: Jill, let me ask you something. Did you ever go against your parents' wishes and take a risk that involved physical danger?
Jill: Yeah, I did. I married Tim.
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know the important news? Bud has turned a good tool company into a fascist dictatorship.
Jill: So what, he's gonna declare war on Home Depot?
Tim: You know, this is serious. We're not allowed to use any tools on the set that don't have the Binford logo on them. And since Binford doesn't make any automotive tools, I can't do any car-related Tool Times.
Jill: That's ridiculous. I knew they were giving you problems down there. I didn't know they would go this far.
Tim: Oh, this is just the beginning. They start taking away your diagnostic equipment, the next thing you know your money looks different and you're waiting in line for vodka and toilet paper.
Quote from Tim
Dr. Hennessy: Well, look, Brad's knee should be around 85 percent by game time.
Tim: 85 percent! That's like a B-minus.
Brad: All right!
Jill: But 85 percent means that there's an increased chance that he'll get hurt.
Tim: Well, yeah... Yeah... But what if he only plays 85 percent of the time? That would eliminate the 15 percent chance of injury!
Brad: All right!
Jill: [to the puzzled Dr. Hennessy] Welcome to my world.