Brad Quote #267
Quote from Brad in Love's Labor Lost (Part 1)
Brad: Yeah, I can't wait to get up there.
Jill: Honey, I don't know why you're so excited. You know, you're not gonna be able to ski on that knee.
Brad: Oh, I know. There's bound to be a few ski bunnies up there that want to cozy up next to an injured soccer stud.
Mark: Just don't tell them you tripped over a rug.
Tim: Go with something a little more manly, like you were chasing the bulls in Pomona.
Jill: Pamplona.
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‘Love's Labor Lost (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Hold on a minute. It's very simple. If you were to cross-section a woman, inside, it looks like a moose head with antlers. And what they want to do is just remove the moose head part of that, and leave the antlers intact.
Mark: What?
Brad: What?
Tim: Illustration would be good, here. Think of your mom as a sink. She looks good on the outside, runs hot, runs cold, but she's having a little problem with the women plumbing department. Her disposal is stuck in the on position. She has to have it removed, because she hasn't seen a licensed plumber in two-and-a-half years. But, good news is, she doesn't really need the disposal anyway.
Mark: I'm gonna go look it up on the Internet.
Tim: Well, suit yourselves, fellas. But I don't think it can get any clearer than this.
Quote from Tim
Marty: That's about the only good thing that came out of my separation with Nancy. No more gynecologist stuff. No more midnight tampon runs. You can never get the right kind.
Tim: "You idiot! I said the super, not the slims!"
Marty: Pads, panty liners. There's, like, four thousand different kinds.
Tim: Maxis, minis...
Marty: Absorbent, super-absorbent, with baking soda?
Tim: My favorite. My favorite. Ultra-slim overnights, with wings.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Well, how will having no uterus affect her? Will we have to get her a special dog?
Dr. Fields: He is joking, right?
Jill: You can't be sure 100% of the time.