Tim Quote #3314
Quote from Tim in Chop Shop 'Til You Drop
Tim: Now, it's time to start dealing. Right, Brad? All right.
Al: Let's meet the owner of this beauty. Let's have a warm Tool Time welcome for Mr. Michael McCready.
Tim: Well, Mike, you did something to your hair, huh?
Thelma: I'm Thelma, Michael's mother. I'm the actual owner of the car. Mikey was just helping me out showing it to you. Oh, here. I brought you kids some homemade jelly donuts.
Al: Well, thank you.
Tim: This is the oldest trick in the book. Send an old lady to soften up the buyer with fresh donuts. I'm on to you, Granny.
Al: I'm sorry, Mrs. McCready. I apologize for Tim's behavior.
Thelma: That's okay. I've seen Tool Time. I know that sometimes he can be a real schmo.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Chop Shop 'Til You Drop’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Brad: You know, I can't believe this. I mean, there's nothing they can do about this?
Tim: I'm with Brad. Somebody's got to be held accountable for this.
Jill: You heard the officer. There's nothing they can do.
Tim: Well, maybe there's nothing they can do. There's something I can do. I'm the guy that delivered a baby after being crowned "Car Guy of the Year." The same night! I'm the guy that built a lawnmower that can do 12 seconds in the quarter mile. I'm the guy that put a barbecue grill into geosynchronous orbit. So, don't you tell me there's nothing we can do. I'm The Tool Man! I can fix anything!
Jill: Okay. Fine. Then zip up your fly and let's go.
Quote from Brad
Brad: Well, my car got stolen.
Tim: What?
Brad: Yeah, right in front of the high school. You know, I always had a bad feeling about that place.
Jill: I can't believe it.
Tim: Did you call the police?
Brad: Yeah, I called the police. Then I had to ride home on that stupid yellow bus.
Tim: Well, what did they say?
Brad: "Hey, what's the cool guy doing on the bus?"
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You know, I was robbed once when I was 12. I was riding my brother's unicycle.
Tim: Did they steal one of your tires?
Wilson: No, no. This big bully came, pushed me off and took it.
Tim: What did you do?
Wilson: I didn't do anything. It was that hooligan Terry Zavacas. Sold it. I didn't have any evidence.
Tim: So you never caught him?
Wilson: Her. It was one of the most humiliating experiences of my life. I mean, just talking about it right now is just bringing up all these ugly memories. God, I hated Terry Zavacas and...
Tim: Wilson! Wilson!
Wilson: that sleazy band of...
Tim: Hey, calm down, buddy.