Tim Quote #3287
Quote from Tim in Ploys for Tots
Al: All right. Well, we've established that these men are qualified. So let's see how they stand up to the tough questions from The Tool Man.
Tim: Thank you, Al. All right, contractor number three, you say my kitchen work can be done in, uh, what? Six weeks? That's contractor time. What is that in real time?
Ed: Sixteen weeks and not a day more.
Tim: There's something to be said for honesty.
Ed: Okay, 18 weeks.
Tim: Contractor number two, I want to put in a new bathroom. Tile, sink, maybe a Jacuzzi.For 10 grand, can it be done?
Wally: Well, actually, that seems a little low.
Ed: Hey, Tim. Hey, It's Ed, contractor number three. I can do it for nine-five.
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Tim: I can't even imagine what he's going through, doing all this parenting alone. I mean, without Jill, I couldn't have had the kids.
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Heidi: Welcome to Remodeling Week here on Tool Time. Now, here's the star of the show, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor!
Tim: Thank you, Heidi. Thank you, everybody. Welcome to Tool Time. I am Tim "The Grateful Tool Man" Taylor, and, of course, you all know my assistant.
[Jazzy music plays as Al walks towards the audience, who are applauding him, and salutes them]
Al: Okay, I'm a perch, I'll bite.
Tim: Well, Tim, it's Remodeling Week.
Al: I know that. Well, I've worn this shirt before, so now I'm re-modeling it. [laughs]
Quote from Tim
Al: Uh, all right. Well, over the years, we've shown you a lot of different ways to upgrade your home.
Tim: But when the job is big enough, it's time to ask for the expertise of a licensed, bonded, professional contractor.
Al: But finding a good contractor can be, well, as difficult as finding a date to the prom.
Tim: Yes, it can, Al. But this time, your mom won't bail you out. "Al, I can't fit in a limousine. Better use a backhoe."