Tim Quote #3269

Quote from Tim in Home for the Holidays

Tim: Ooh, I'm shaking in my Sorels! But in the spirit of healthy competition, I've decided to give Al some of my cool decorations from last year.
Al: Well, thank you, Tim.
Tim: It's nothing.
Al: I'll say. We got some tangled lights and a melted elf.
Tim: Well, actually, he prefers melted little person.
Al: Speaking of melted things, we'll be right back after these words from Saginaw Cheese.
All: Cheese, it's good!

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 ‘Home for the Holidays’ Quotes

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Heidi: Merry Christmas and welcome to Tool Time. We're live on Al's rooftop. Now, here's the star of the show, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
Tim: Thank you, Heidi. I am Tim... Well, "The Yule Man" Taylor. And, of course, you all know my assistant, Al "Be Home for Christmas Just Like Every Other Night" Borland.

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Randy: You know, I miss my friends. I miss writing for the school paper. I miss Arnold Schwarzenegger movies in English.
Tim: How do they say "Hasta la vista, baby" in Spanish?

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Jill: I guess since your dad and I are living here in the middle of all these changes, we haven't even noticed half of them.
[Tim falls off the roof with one of his decorations]
Tim: It's okay. The ground seems to have broken my fall.
Randy: Then again, some things never change.