Jill Quote #1004
Tim: I've heard this happened to other guys my age. But I just never thought it would happen to me. I can't perform.
Jill: You were great last night.
Tim: Not that! Gags! I used to be the king of pranks on Halloween. So far today, nothing.
Jill: Well, look, you got 16 hours left. I'm sure you can come up with something totally gross and disgusting.
Tim: You're just saying that.
Jill: No, no. I mean it from the bottom of my heart. But really, I gotta go pick up those costumes for the party, okay? I'll see you later.
[As Jill opens the door to the garage, a skeleton drops from the ceiling. Jill takes a moment to react.]
Jill: Oh! Oh, man! That was so really scary!
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Bewitched’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Detective Roberts: Do we have anything to link her to the crime scene? A black cat? A broom?
Tim: How about her amulet that she wore around her neck? It's right here. Hey, look at that. It's my fez. I've been looking all over for this thing.
Detective Roberts: Your fez? What happened to the amulet?
Tim: Well... I had it in my hand.
Detective Roberts: You tampered with the crime scene?
Tim: I did not know it was a crime. I did not know it at the time.
Detective Roberts: Dr. Seuss claims there was a witch.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I'm innocent. I've been framed, here. Honey, say something about...
Agatha: We just need a positive ID on the body.
Tim: Body?
Agatha: Bring it in. [the sheet is pulled back to the end of Wilson's nose]
Detective MacIntyre: Is this Mr. Wilson?
Jill: Oh, God! Yeah.
Brad: Why'd you do it, Dad?
Tim: I didn't do anything.
Wilson: Boo! [Tim screams] [everyone else cheers and laughs] He never saw it coming! Got ya!
Heidi: You are the king.
Wilson: I am the king!
Quote from Tim
Tim: Guys, guys, forget about me. Shouldn't we be looking for Wilson?
Detective Roberts: Yeah. We'll get that in motion as soon as you give us some more information. Now, look, Tim. Can I call you Tim?
Tim: I'd like that.
Detective Roberts: You really had no idea about your neighbor's financial situation?
Tim: No, no. I mean, he's a real simple guy. He eats squirrel. And he's been wearing the same hat for 15 years.