Tim Quote #3155
Quote from Tim in Al's Fair Lady
Tim: Do we have the right address?
Jill: Yeah, this is it.
Tim: She probably lives in the guesthouse around back. Let's go back there.
Al: [opens door] I thought I heard voices out here! Hey!
Jill: Hi!
Tim: Al, does the owner know you're in the main house?
Al: Of course she does. The owner's Trudy. Come on in!
Jill: Wow! What an incredible house!
Tim: Yeah. This thing's gotta be worth a million bucks. I mean, a million-two if it's been re-piped with copper.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Al's Fair Lady’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Have you talked to Trudy about this?
Al: Oh, I can't. I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Wilson: Well, what about you? You know, the patriot Thomas Paine said, "It is necessary to the happiness of a man that he be faithful to himself."
Al: I suppose you're right.
Quote from Al
Tim: Let's take a look at this van, shall we? It's a custom-made Chevy half-ton. Custom-made flares. It's got a duel rear axle, aluminum wheels, 440 horse 350, but inside is the real story. This thing is equipped to fix anything from a Hoover vacuum to the Hoover Dam. Complete set of Allen wrenches, circular saw, cordless drill, table vise. [holds up a bag of Cheetos] Even one of Al's vices.
Al: And here we have a laptop computer with a complete set of home repair manuals on CD-ROM.
Tim: We call it the brains of the operation.
Al: Something we've never called Tim.
Quote from Al
Al: Oh, no. Trudy, I really like you.
Trudy: You do?
Al: Oh, yeah. I remember the first time I saw you, you had that wire in one hand, and the rat in the other hand, and I said to myself, "Oh, boy, Al! Don't let this one get away!"