Tim Quote #3154
Quote from Tim in Al's Fair Lady
Jill: Well, regardless, we're having dinner with Al and Trudy tonight.
Tim: Gee, I can't wait!
Jill: He said that they've known each other for about a month, and she's really nice.
Tim: I know her. They met on Tool Time. Don't you remember? She was that frumpy kook with the rat that did the wiring. She wasn't really the rat lady, but the real rat bit me on the nose? It's gonna be a nightmare.
Jill: It'll be fine.
Tim: Oh, you say that now, but wait till after dinner, Al undoes that belt. And those three bloodcurdling words, "Let's play Twister!"
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‘Al's Fair Lady’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Have you talked to Trudy about this?
Al: Oh, I can't. I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Wilson: Well, what about you? You know, the patriot Thomas Paine said, "It is necessary to the happiness of a man that he be faithful to himself."
Al: I suppose you're right.
Quote from Al
Tim: Let's take a look at this van, shall we? It's a custom-made Chevy half-ton. Custom-made flares. It's got a duel rear axle, aluminum wheels, 440 horse 350, but inside is the real story. This thing is equipped to fix anything from a Hoover vacuum to the Hoover Dam. Complete set of Allen wrenches, circular saw, cordless drill, table vise. [holds up a bag of Cheetos] Even one of Al's vices.
Al: And here we have a laptop computer with a complete set of home repair manuals on CD-ROM.
Tim: We call it the brains of the operation.
Al: Something we've never called Tim.
Quote from Al
Al: Oh, no. Trudy, I really like you.
Trudy: You do?
Al: Oh, yeah. I remember the first time I saw you, you had that wire in one hand, and the rat in the other hand, and I said to myself, "Oh, boy, Al! Don't let this one get away!"