Tim Quote #3153
Quote from Tim in Al's Fair Lady
Tim: What are we having for dinner?
Jill: Well, the boys are having leftover something. And you and I are going to Al's new girlfriend's for dinner.
Tim: We are?
Jill: Yeah. He said that he told you all about it. Don't you ever listen to anything he says?
Tim: I don't have to listen to Al. He's my assistant. He gets paid a handsome wage to listen to me.
Jill: When are you gonna get used to the fact that the whole world does not revolve around you?
Tim: I'm used to that fact. I'm working right now on "Why not?"
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‘Al's Fair Lady’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Have you talked to Trudy about this?
Al: Oh, I can't. I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Wilson: Well, what about you? You know, the patriot Thomas Paine said, "It is necessary to the happiness of a man that he be faithful to himself."
Al: I suppose you're right.
Quote from Al
Tim: Let's take a look at this van, shall we? It's a custom-made Chevy half-ton. Custom-made flares. It's got a duel rear axle, aluminum wheels, 440 horse 350, but inside is the real story. This thing is equipped to fix anything from a Hoover vacuum to the Hoover Dam. Complete set of Allen wrenches, circular saw, cordless drill, table vise. [holds up a bag of Cheetos] Even one of Al's vices.
Al: And here we have a laptop computer with a complete set of home repair manuals on CD-ROM.
Tim: We call it the brains of the operation.
Al: Something we've never called Tim.
Quote from Al
Al: Oh, no. Trudy, I really like you.
Trudy: You do?
Al: Oh, yeah. I remember the first time I saw you, you had that wire in one hand, and the rat in the other hand, and I said to myself, "Oh, boy, Al! Don't let this one get away!"