Wilson Quote #400
Quote from Wilson in Taylor Got Game
Wilson: You know, Tim, if you had been offered Tool Time when you were 18 years of age, do you think you would have missed anything by not going to college?
Tim: Of course I would've missed college. That's where I met a lot of my friends, and, you know, there's all sorts of great stuff in college. You know, panty raids, keggers. And Chemistry class. They let me work with real stuff.
Wilson: That's when you blew up the lab.
Tim: Allegedly. College was more about expanding my horizons. I learned a lot of stuff.
Wilson: So there you go. You know, it seems to me you can have this talk about college with Brad without being a hypocrite.
Tim: What made you decide not to be a mime?
Wilson: [sighs] I talked myself out of it.
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‘Taylor Got Game’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: I don't want you to miss the opportunity for an education because you're afraid of messing up.
Brad: Well, don't you ever worry about messing up?
Tim: Have you ever seen Tool Time?
Brad: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Quote from Tim
Brad: I was just taking the math test. Gosh, it was so hard I'm scared to find out my score.
Tim: Well, let's add it up. How do we do this?
Brad: Well, I already did the adding and the subtracting. You have to take this number here and divide it by four.
Tim: Well, don't worry. Math is just simple logic. Let's see, two, two...
Brad: Well, Dad, when you divide, shouldn't the number get smaller?
Tim: I've been dividing since I was a kid. That is your score. Forty-two hundred, baby!
Brad: Dad, the highest possible score is 800. You know what? I bet you added a zero to the 420.
Tim: Don't be silly. You add a zero to 420, you still get 420.
Brad: Yeah, you're right.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Do you realize how close we came to having another son in a foreign country?
Tim: What's with these kids anyway? Other people want to come to America, these kids just want to get out.
Jill: Do you think it's my cooking?
Tim: You combine that with this couch, and...