Wilson Quote #399
Quote from Wilson in Taylor Got Game
Tim: Well, you know, Brad asked me if I could have skipped college and gone right to Tool Time, would I have done that? And I couldn't say that I wouldn't have done that.
Wilson: Ah. And you're afraid if you told Brad to do something that you wouldn't do, you would be a hypocrite.
Tim: Exactly.
Wilson: Tim, to be offered your dream job at such an early age, that would be so flattering. I think anybody would be tempted.
Tim: So do I.
Wilson: You know, for example, when I was young, I had to choose between going to Oxford or becoming a professional mime.
Tim: [mimes "Wow"] That certainly would have impacted our relationship, wouldn't it?
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‘Taylor Got Game’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: I don't want you to miss the opportunity for an education because you're afraid of messing up.
Brad: Well, don't you ever worry about messing up?
Tim: Have you ever seen Tool Time?
Brad: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Quote from Tim
Brad: I was just taking the math test. Gosh, it was so hard I'm scared to find out my score.
Tim: Well, let's add it up. How do we do this?
Brad: Well, I already did the adding and the subtracting. You have to take this number here and divide it by four.
Tim: Well, don't worry. Math is just simple logic. Let's see, two, two...
Brad: Well, Dad, when you divide, shouldn't the number get smaller?
Tim: I've been dividing since I was a kid. That is your score. Forty-two hundred, baby!
Brad: Dad, the highest possible score is 800. You know what? I bet you added a zero to the 420.
Tim: Don't be silly. You add a zero to 420, you still get 420.
Brad: Yeah, you're right.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Do you realize how close we came to having another son in a foreign country?
Tim: What's with these kids anyway? Other people want to come to America, these kids just want to get out.
Jill: Do you think it's my cooking?
Tim: You combine that with this couch, and...