Jill Quote #991
Quote from Jill in All in the Family
Carrie: I'm photographing a magazine cover. I just thought I'd stop by on my way to the hotel.
Jill: You are not staying at a hotel.
Tim: Honey, she's a grown woman. If she wants to stay in a hotel, who are we to stop her, huh?
Jill: She is not staying at a hotel. You can stay in Randy's room. But when you stay down there, you gotta go all the way up to the bathroom and then you gotta jiggle the handle of the toilet because it kind of runs. So, I should have Brad stay down in Randy's room and you can stay up there in his room.
Carrie: Great. Okay. Tim, is that okay?
Tim: I have no idea what she just said. But that's okay.
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Quote from Tim
Tim: I'm not finished yet. I'm not finished yet. You know, just because a wood is coarse and unfinished doesn't make it inferior. You know, I believe this country was founded on the principle that all wood has the inalienable right to become a nice cabinet!
Al: What exactly is your point, Tim?
Tim: I mean that all wood is created equal, regardless of color, creed or burl. And fourscore and seven tables ago...
Al: We'll be right back to "Woodworking Week" after we medicate our host.
Quote from Jill
Carrie: Boy, I wish I could find a guy like him!
Tim: Yeah. Well, Carrie, when they made me, they broke the mold.
Jill: I believe you broke the mold.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Jill, everybody picks up certain negative characteristics from their parents.
Jill: Yeah, well, I knew I picked up negative characteristics from my mother. I didn't know I'd gotten them from my father, too. That hardly seems fair.
Wilson: Right there. See, now, by identifying them, you make the first step to overcoming them. You know, it took me years of hard work to get rid of my father's annoying traits.
Jill: Really? What was he like?
Wilson: Odd man. Kept to himself. Never really let people see the whole person.