Tim Quote #3068
Quote from Tim in Whitewater
Kyle: You know, birthday boy, you look a little familiar.
Tim: Well, I have a very popular television show.
Kyle: I don't own a TV. The government uses the airwaves to send subliminal messages to destroy our minds.
Tim: And you certainly wouldn't want anyone messing with that noggin.
Kyle: Yeah. Well, this noggin, it's the only thing standing between you and an ugly watery death. Fluid fills your lungs, your throat closes up, your brain shuts down.
Tim: [sings] Happy birthday to Timmy. Happy birthday to me.
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Quote from Tim
Al: All right! We're ready to raft, huh?
Tim: Al, Lewis and Clark didn't carry this much stuff.
Al: Yeah, well, they didn't spend 18 years in Boy Scouts.
Cub: Boy, you really prepared for this trip! You got some great equipment there.
Al: Well, when I go camping, I go Binford, huh? I first heard the call of the wild when I was eight years old.
Tim: That was your mom, wasn't it? "Al, the macaroni's ready!"