Tim: Hey, is there any chance that the weather will turn bad and close the river down?
Cub: Oh, I take it you're not into rafting.
Tim: Well, no, rafting's great, you know? But it's my birthday, you know? And I had VIP seats to see a NASCAR race, first class all the way.
Cub: Oh, if you're looking for first class, you came to the right place because we offer deluxe packages with the finest accommodations.
Tim: Really? [opens brochure] Yeah! Well, what package did my wife order?
Cub: The "Back to Basics." Sky above you, dirt below you. And watch out for leaves of three when you're wiping.
Tim: Well, that paints a pretty picture, doesn't it?