Tim Quote #3056
Quote from Tim in Whitewater
Jill: Oh, I was gonna give it to you at dinner tonight, but I'm too excited.
Tim: Does it have anything to do with NASCAR racing or chewable antacids?
Jill: [chuckles] Not even close.
Tim: A little boat for the bathtub?
Jill: No. Look under it. Under it. No, in the box! In the box.
Tim: Oh, look. Airline tickets.
Jill: Yeah.
Tim: You planned something for my birthday?
Jill: Yes, I've been planning it for months.
Tim: I told you not to plan anything for my birthday.
Jill: Ah, you say that every year.
Tim: Yes, I do.
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Friends, friends, friends, in the words of Benjamin Franklin, "We must all hang together or else we shall hang separately."
Quote from Heidi
Al: [snores]
Heidi: Does anybody know what time it is?
Jill: 5:00.
Quote from Tim
Al: All right! We're ready to raft, huh?
Tim: Al, Lewis and Clark didn't carry this much stuff.
Al: Yeah, well, they didn't spend 18 years in Boy Scouts.
Cub: Boy, you really prepared for this trip! You got some great equipment there.
Al: Well, when I go camping, I go Binford, huh? I first heard the call of the wild when I was eight years old.
Tim: That was your mom, wasn't it? "Al, the macaroni's ready!"