Tim Quote #3053
Quote from Tim in Whitewater
Tim: Well, folks, it's my birthday today. Thanks for showing up. And I gotta be honest with you. I don't like birthdays. You know why?
Audience: Why?
Tim: Why? Well, because every year a well-intended person plans my birthday for me. This year I'm doing just what I want to do. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. I'm going to a NASCAR race. Got VIP seats. Yeah. And after the race I'm coming home. I've got it taped. I'm gonna watch it again, this time in my recliner sitting there in my house enjoying the three R's, baby!
Al: And the three R's would be?
Tim: You know 'em, huh? Remote, ribs and Rolaids.
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Al: All right! We're ready to raft, huh?
Tim: Al, Lewis and Clark didn't carry this much stuff.
Al: Yeah, well, they didn't spend 18 years in Boy Scouts.
Cub: Boy, you really prepared for this trip! You got some great equipment there.
Al: Well, when I go camping, I go Binford, huh? I first heard the call of the wild when I was eight years old.
Tim: That was your mom, wasn't it? "Al, the macaroni's ready!"