Tim Quote #3037
Quote from Tim in From Top to Bottom
Tim: There's been big historical moments in all of television. Remember the first step on the moon? Right in a... [blows raspberry] Oh, yuck! The Berlin Wall falling down. [German accent] "Look out. Those big bricks, they hurt me, dude! Look out!" But today, on this sound stage, we're gonna break all records. This is going to be the biggest thing in the history of television. I'm gonna pick out the color of my convertible top. Huh!
Al: That's right. So why don't we bring out the man who will show Tim all of his color choices, auto design specialist, George Sparky Henderson!
Sparky: Hey, Al.
Tim: Welcome to the show. Thanks for coming, Sparky.
Sparky: Tim. I want to say it's an honor, your having me here as part of this historic moment.
Tim: I couldn't do it without you.
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Barbra Canfield: Jill, you're the psychologist. What do you think is going on under the surface with these guys?
Jill: Well, it's very common. Often a man feels threatened when a woman usurps his role as hunter-gatherer. I think that's Diane & Kathleen's husbands reacted the way they did.
Barbra Canfield: Well, why do you think your husband is so understanding? Why is he the exception to the rule?
Jill: Well, Tim is one of a kind. I mean, Tim breaks all the rules. Tim breaks everything.
Quote from Harry
Benny: So, Tim, we haven't seen much of you lately. Should I take that personally?
Tim: Yes. I've been working really hard on my hot rod. I was trying to get this thing done by Friday.
Harry: Well, you must have been busy. You haven't spent any money here in weeks. I had to cancel my trip to Hawaii.
Al: I just talked to Delores. She didn't say anything about a trip.
Harry: Delores wasn't invited. Besides, she's on her own vacation. She's scaring the bulls in Pamplona.
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Quote from At Sea
Tim: I wanna talk about you and Angela.
Brad: Dad, there's nothing to talk about.
Tim: I want to talk about sex for a minute.
Brad: Dad, I don't want...
Tim: I want you to listen to me, please. Listen up. Sex is, um... It's like a car. The best idea is to keep the car in the garage for a long, long, long time. And then, somewhere in the future, the distant future, when that garage door opens... you gotta think, "car cover".
Quote from Her Cheatin' Mind
Chris: So the only character you liked was the handyman?
Tim: No. I think the hero of this fine novel would have to be the husband. [all laugh]
Chris: He was the quintessential dullard.
Tim: Well, dullard or mallard, I don't care. She was married and only her husband should be allowed near Madame's ovaries.