Tim Quote #3019
Quote from Tim in Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey
Al: Well, guys, why don't you tell our audience the real reason you're here?
Steve Hawley: I wanted to meet Heidi.
Tim: Steve?
Ken Bowersox: We're here because a Binford tool's been chosen to fly in the space shuttle.
Al: That's right. Many major corporations were vying for this privilege, but Binford won.
Tim: Steve, why don't you tell us something about the Binford tool?
Steve Hawley: It's the Binford 2001 computerized wrench. You can pre-program the amount of torque, turn and speed.
Ken Bowersox: And it stores all the data right here in the computer.
Tim: I believe I was talking to Steve, Ken.
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‘Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: So you're torn between embarking on the most exciting voyage of your life or staying home and taking care of someone you love.
Tim: That's the question.
Wilson: Well, you might heed the words of Thornton Wilder.
Tim: What did he say?
Wilson: Thornton Wilder said, "When one is at home, he dreams of adventure. And when one is on an adventure, he dreams of home."
Tim: That doesn't answer any questions.
Wilson: No, but it does restate it in a very interesting way. I'm sorry, Tim.
Quote from Tim
Jill: I can't believe it. It's so amazing. You are gonna be an astronaut.
Brad: Yeah, it's gonna be great, blasting off into space.
Randy: Cruising at 17,000 miles an hour.
Tim: All the while fighting the gravitational pull of Al's mom.
Quote from Al
Al: [viewing Rorschach tests] Well, that reminds me of Mother. Mother. Mother. A beautiful summer's day ruined by Mother.