Tim Quote #3016
Quote from Tim in Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey
Tim: This is not a good idea. With all your work and the kids, you're gonna drive yourself crazy trying to do this.
Jill: Well, you know, school is winding down. I'm just gonna have to make time. You know, I've been feeling really bad about neglecting the family and the family stuff. I mean, this is a legacy that I can hand down to the boys.
Tim: I think the legacy they'd prefer is cold hard cash.
Jill: Oh, God. There's a thousand pictures. I don't know where to start.
Tim: I got an idea. Why don't we put all this back in the box, seal it up, and put it in a place you can't remember?
Jill: I wanna do this. These are family heirlooms.
Tim: An heirloom is a gold watch, not Randy eating out of a garbage can.
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‘Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: So you're torn between embarking on the most exciting voyage of your life or staying home and taking care of someone you love.
Tim: That's the question.
Wilson: Well, you might heed the words of Thornton Wilder.
Tim: What did he say?
Wilson: Thornton Wilder said, "When one is at home, he dreams of adventure. And when one is on an adventure, he dreams of home."
Tim: That doesn't answer any questions.
Wilson: No, but it does restate it in a very interesting way. I'm sorry, Tim.
Quote from Tim
Jill: I can't believe it. It's so amazing. You are gonna be an astronaut.
Brad: Yeah, it's gonna be great, blasting off into space.
Randy: Cruising at 17,000 miles an hour.
Tim: All the while fighting the gravitational pull of Al's mom.
Quote from Al
Al: [viewing Rorschach tests] Well, that reminds me of Mother. Mother. Mother. A beautiful summer's day ruined by Mother.