Wilson Quote #384
Quote from Wilson in Believe It or Not
Wilson: You know, I tend to agree with you. A real spaceship would have some form of internal propulsion.
Tim: Right. Should look more like a saucer.
Wilson: Yeah, yeah, yeah. An iridescent glow.
Tim: A low hum.
Wilson: Yeah, 26 diamond-shaped windows all in a row.
Tim: What flying saucer are you talking about? The one out of Forbidden Planet or The Day The Earth Stood Still?
Wilson: Oh, I wasn't talking about a movie.
Tim: What were you talking about?
Wilson: Well, nothing. Oh, look at the rain.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Believe It or Not’ Quotes
Quote from Benny
Tim: I'm talking about extraterrestrials.
Benny: Why would a guy need more than two? [Tim and Marty laugh]
Quote from Tim
Tim: Actually, you have spent a lot of time up on the roof. You ever noticed anything odd in the sky? Unusual sights?
Al: Uh, Tim, not with the aliens again.
Tim: No, I'm talking about UFOs, spaceships, that kind of stuff.
Al: I think the audience wants to talk about roofs, not about people from outer space.
Tim: You're awfully defensive about this.
Al: There are no aliens.
Tim: How do you know?
Tony: Hey, maybe he's hiding something.
Tim: Yeah, maybe he's hiding the fact that he's an alien.
Al: I am not now nor have I ever been an alien!
Tim: Oh, yeah? What do the first two letters of "alien" spell, Al?
Tony: Ooh...
Tim: And your mother's quite large. Perhaps she's the mothership.
Quote from Tim
Tim: OK. What do we do?
Randy: Well, we're all booted up. So access the server, double-click on the browser icon, and we'll be surfing the Net.
Tim: OK. You know, 20 years ago no one would've understood that sentence, and today it's just me.