Tim Quote #2839
Quote from Tim in Say Goodnight, Gracie
Tim: Hey, Cousin Randy, how about you play with Cousin Gracie, so Uncle Tim can go play with Mr. Hot Rod?
Randy: Well, uh, Cousin Randy would love to, but unfortunately I gotta spend a couple hours with Uncle Chemistry and Aunt Algebra. See you later.
Tim: OK.
Gracie: What do you want to do now, Uncle Tim?
Tim: Hmm. Hey, I got an idea! Why don't we ask Mr. Gorilla what he wants to do?
Gracie: OK.
Tim: [holds up the gorilla to his ear] No! Really? Mr. Gorilla wants to play hot rod.
Gracie: He does?
Tim: Tell her. [gruff voice] Oh, yeah, love the hot rod. Love the hot rod. [grunts]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Say Goodnight, Gracie’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Jill: Hey, guys. Did, um, any of you see Tool Time today?
Randy: Unfortunately, yes.
Mark: Dad's lost it.
Brad: Yeah, it was his second girlie Tool Time in a row. I mean, what's next, a Pantyhose Week? Or a "Salute to Feminine Hygiene"?
Randy: I don't know about you, but I stop watching the day Dad turns to Al and says, "Do you feel fresh?"
Quote from Randy
Tim: [deep voice] No. Leave the girl alone. Give me my bamboo. My bamboo.
Gracie: Oh, Mr. Panda, thank you so much from saving me from Mr. Monkey.
Tim: Oh, don't thank me. Thank Mr. Tiger.
Gracie: That's Mr. Lion Cub.
Tim: Sorry. I've never been a lion cub before.
Randy: Well, I have. You know, I gotta tell you, it's a tough gig. Everyone expects you to be king.
Quote from Jill
Tim: I started thinking about what we missed by not having a daughter.
Jill: This from the man who used a magnifying glass on every one of my sonograms, praying for a prenatal winkie?