Tim Quote #2837
Quote from Tim in Say Goodnight, Gracie
Tim: Well, Auto Boy, ready to do some work?
Brad: Actually, something came up. I just talked to Samantha, I'm gonna go meet her at the mall.
Tim: What about the dash panels?
Brad: Well, let me see, a beautiful blonde goddess who loves me, or dash panels?
Tim: And gauges.
Brad: Adios.
Tim: What's that all about? He promised me he'd help me work on the car, and then he bails on me?
Jill: Oh, Tim, when you were his age, which did you want to be with? A girl, or... Oh, never mind.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Say Goodnight, Gracie’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Jill: Hey, guys. Did, um, any of you see Tool Time today?
Randy: Unfortunately, yes.
Mark: Dad's lost it.
Brad: Yeah, it was his second girlie Tool Time in a row. I mean, what's next, a Pantyhose Week? Or a "Salute to Feminine Hygiene"?
Randy: I don't know about you, but I stop watching the day Dad turns to Al and says, "Do you feel fresh?"
Quote from Randy
Tim: [deep voice] No. Leave the girl alone. Give me my bamboo. My bamboo.
Gracie: Oh, Mr. Panda, thank you so much from saving me from Mr. Monkey.
Tim: Oh, don't thank me. Thank Mr. Tiger.
Gracie: That's Mr. Lion Cub.
Tim: Sorry. I've never been a lion cub before.
Randy: Well, I have. You know, I gotta tell you, it's a tough gig. Everyone expects you to be king.
Quote from Jill
Tim: I started thinking about what we missed by not having a daughter.
Jill: This from the man who used a magnifying glass on every one of my sonograms, praying for a prenatal winkie?