Randy Quote #379

Quote from Randy in The Old College Try

Randy: You know, how can you have so much energy after spending the night with a bunch of guys screwing around with cars?
Tim: Well, I think you answered your own question, didn't you?
Mark: I still don't get it. Why would your students want to hang out with you?
Brad: 'Cause they're sucking up.
Randy: You know, you gotta be pretty desperate to suck up to an auto shop teacher.

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Quote from Wilson

Tim: We sound like a bunch of geezers.
Harry: Well, there's a very good reason for that.
All: We are.
Wilson: You know, I'm reminded of the English novelist Anthony Powell who said, "Getting old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you never committed."

Quote from Wilson

Tim: Wilson, you want some?
Wilson: Oh, no chili for me. You know, I just got my cholesterol results. I wish my IQ was that high. Wait a second. It is.

Quote from Jill

Tim: You won't believe what happened to me today.
Jill: What?
Tim: Wayne County Community College called the set and wants me to teach a class.
Jill: How to Blow Yourself Up 101?
Tim: You know, these barbs draw blood sometimes.