Tim Quote #2778
Quote from Tim in The Old College Try
Jill: What are you doing revving up the engine at this hour?
Tim: That was stupid. That's why I'm taking it outside.
Jill: Now?
Tim: Yeah, I'm gonna go out and do a little comparative driving.
Jill: You're gonna go drag racing?
Tim: No! I'm not gonna take those kids drag racing. We'll just cruise around, you know. Wouldn't it be cool to see your old man take those kids off the line?
Jill: Are you insane? You have to go to work tomorrow. You should get some sleep.
Tim: I don't have to sleep. I've got more energy than I've ever had, thanks to you.
Jill: Me?
Tim: If you hadn't encouraged me, I wouldn't be with these guys having fun. I'd be upstairs in bed with you. Gotta go.
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‘The Old College Try’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: We sound like a bunch of geezers.
Harry: Well, there's a very good reason for that.
All: We are.
Wilson: You know, I'm reminded of the English novelist Anthony Powell who said, "Getting old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you never committed."
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, you want some?
Wilson: Oh, no chili for me. You know, I just got my cholesterol results. I wish my IQ was that high. Wait a second. It is.
Quote from Jill
Tim: You won't believe what happened to me today.
Jill: What?
Tim: Wayne County Community College called the set and wants me to teach a class.
Jill: How to Blow Yourself Up 101?
Tim: You know, these barbs draw blood sometimes.