Tim Quote #2768
Quote from Tim in The Old College Try
Tim: Hello, class.
Billy: Oh, whoa, whoa. Wayne Community College is proud to present Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. [all hum the Tool Time theme] Ha, ha! What's up? What's up? Welcome.
Tim: Thank you, Heidi.
Billy: No, man, it's Billy.
Grant: But we'd trade him for Heidi.
Tim: Thank you, flat top. I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. And for the next 12 weeks you will be my assistants.
All: Yeah.
Tim: Today, we're gonna start by talking about the most important part of a car.
Brett: The back seat?
Tim: No, actually, they'll be covering that in Miss Hensley's class down the hall, [with lisp] Our Bodies, Ourselves.
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‘The Old College Try’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: We sound like a bunch of geezers.
Harry: Well, there's a very good reason for that.
All: We are.
Wilson: You know, I'm reminded of the English novelist Anthony Powell who said, "Getting old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you never committed."
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, you want some?
Wilson: Oh, no chili for me. You know, I just got my cholesterol results. I wish my IQ was that high. Wait a second. It is.
Quote from Jill
Tim: You won't believe what happened to me today.
Jill: What?
Tim: Wayne County Community College called the set and wants me to teach a class.
Jill: How to Blow Yourself Up 101?
Tim: You know, these barbs draw blood sometimes.