Tim Quote #2725
Quote from Tim in Losing My Religion
Jill: Look, it's not easy for anybody to understand things like sickness and death.
Tim: We spend our whole lives trying to figure stuff like this out. I've spent a long time trying to understand why my father died so young.
Randy: How'd you ever get through it?
Tim: Patience, grieving, a little bit of prayer.
Randy: Maybe I should say a prayer for Elaine.
Jill: It would be a good idea.
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‘Losing My Religion’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know, there's a place where people get together and pray for God's protection.
Randy: Dad, I'm not going to church.
Tim: I was talking about Tool Time.
Quote from Jill
Jill: So what exactly are you going to be doing at the hospice?
Randy: I'll be spending my time with a woman named Elaine. You know, we'll play cards, watch videos.
Tim: Hey, why don't you take her some old Tool Time videos?
Jill: The woman has suffered enough.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What is this? I mean, you're not exactly Mr. Religious. I mean, half the time in church you fall asleep.
Tim: But I'm in the building, so I get credit.
Jill: [laughs] Is that what this is about?
Tim: That's God's plan.
Jill: God's plan?
Tim: Yes, you go to church, you get credit. You fall asleep, you lose a credit. You understand the sermon, you get extra credit. If you get enough credits, you can bypass hell and upgrade right to heaven.