Randy Quote #365
Quote from Randy in Losing My Religion
Randy: I'm going to school to sign up to volunteer at the hospice home.
Jill: You know, Randy, I think it's great that you're doing it, but working with people who are dying isn't gonna be easy.
Randy: I know it's not going to be easy for me, but think how tough things are for them.
Tim: I could have never handled this at your age. This is really cool that you're doing this.
Randy: Dad, this isn't about cool. I mean, the whole concept of hospice is an alternative to the medical establishment. Which is nothing but a greedy, doctor-controlled bureaucracy that's death-oriented instead of life-oriented.
Tim: They never heat up those rubber gloves, either.
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‘Losing My Religion’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know, there's a place where people get together and pray for God's protection.
Randy: Dad, I'm not going to church.
Tim: I was talking about Tool Time.
Quote from Jill
Jill: So what exactly are you going to be doing at the hospice?
Randy: I'll be spending my time with a woman named Elaine. You know, we'll play cards, watch videos.
Tim: Hey, why don't you take her some old Tool Time videos?
Jill: The woman has suffered enough.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What is this? I mean, you're not exactly Mr. Religious. I mean, half the time in church you fall asleep.
Tim: But I'm in the building, so I get credit.
Jill: [laughs] Is that what this is about?
Tim: That's God's plan.
Jill: God's plan?
Tim: Yes, you go to church, you get credit. You fall asleep, you lose a credit. You understand the sermon, you get extra credit. If you get enough credits, you can bypass hell and upgrade right to heaven.