Tim Quote #2713
Quote from Tim in Losing My Religion
Tim: Well, we'll finish our installation here.
Mike Webber: We really appreciate this at St. Stephen's. Al, thank you so much.
Al: Our pleasure.
Mike Webber: We're very excited about receiving it on Sunday.
[Tim drops the piscina through the hole in the cabinet]
Tim: Is there a special prayer you have when a sacred object is destroyed?
Mike Webber: Yes, there is. You break it, you buy it.
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Tim: You know, there's a place where people get together and pray for God's protection.
Randy: Dad, I'm not going to church.
Tim: I was talking about Tool Time.
Quote from Jill
Jill: So what exactly are you going to be doing at the hospice?
Randy: I'll be spending my time with a woman named Elaine. You know, we'll play cards, watch videos.
Tim: Hey, why don't you take her some old Tool Time videos?
Jill: The woman has suffered enough.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What is this? I mean, you're not exactly Mr. Religious. I mean, half the time in church you fall asleep.
Tim: But I'm in the building, so I get credit.
Jill: [laughs] Is that what this is about?
Tim: That's God's plan.
Jill: God's plan?
Tim: Yes, you go to church, you get credit. You fall asleep, you lose a credit. You understand the sermon, you get extra credit. If you get enough credits, you can bypass hell and upgrade right to heaven.