Tim Quote #2684
Jill: Wilson is having such a good time with Willow being here. They've been going to museums and poetry readings. Last night they went to the Estonian Comedy Festival.
Tim: Yes! They're famous for their comedy over there. I am Yergi. Welcome to the show. I stayed at hotel so small my goat slept standing up. But I kid!
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‘The Niece’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Willow, it's, uh It's for you.
Willow: Oh, yeah. I gave your number to a few people. Is it David, Felipe or Cameron?
Tim: [on the phone] Is it David, Felipe or Cameron? OK, OK. Settle down. Sergei.
Willow: Ugh! I don't want to talk to him. He's an insensitive egomaniac who refuses to share his feelings.
Tim: [on the phone] She won't talk to you because you're a guy.
Quote from Tim
Willow: Do you understand what I'm saying?
Wilson: Yes, I do. And, Willow, even though I want you to live your own life, there's something that I have to say.
Willow: What's that?
Wilson: I really want you to consider the words of the Bible: "He who is alone and falleth..."
Willow: "...hath not another to help him up." Ecclesiastes.
Tim: "Everybody loves somebody sometime." Martin-comma-Dean.
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Hey, Wilson. Hey, you gotta watch your step because we've had an electrical problem.
Wilson: How badly was Tim hurt?