Tim Quote #2683
Tim: Let's say a guy bends over backwards to give another guy a '53 Studebaker Commander.
Sparky: Oh, I love that car.
Tim: Good design. It is. And that same guy offered to restore it for the first guy.
Sparky: I love that guy.
Tim: That's right. And then the second guy has a distant relative show up. Let's say a niece. Who are you spending time with, the niece or the car?
Sparky: Please, Tim! Isn't it obvious?
Tim: It is to me. But tell the audience.
Sparky: I'd spend time with the niece. Nothing more important than family, right, Tim?
Tim: Yes, exactly my point. Of course it was. We'll be back with more questions after these messages.
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Willow: Oh, yeah. I gave your number to a few people. Is it David, Felipe or Cameron?
Tim: [on the phone] Is it David, Felipe or Cameron? OK, OK. Settle down. Sergei.
Willow: Ugh! I don't want to talk to him. He's an insensitive egomaniac who refuses to share his feelings.
Tim: [on the phone] She won't talk to you because you're a guy.
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Willow: Do you understand what I'm saying?
Wilson: Yes, I do. And, Willow, even though I want you to live your own life, there's something that I have to say.
Willow: What's that?
Wilson: I really want you to consider the words of the Bible: "He who is alone and falleth..."
Willow: "...hath not another to help him up." Ecclesiastes.
Tim: "Everybody loves somebody sometime." Martin-comma-Dean.
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Jill: Hey, Wilson. Hey, you gotta watch your step because we've had an electrical problem.
Wilson: How badly was Tim hurt?