Wilson Quote #333

Quote from Wilson in The Kiss and the Kiss Off

Randy: Gosh, Wilson! I'm just worried that Lauren's not gonna like this date. The more worried I get, the more I screw up.
Wilson: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. [Randy sighs] You know, Randy, I'm reminded of the modern-day guru, Baba Ram Dass. His philosophy is "Be here now."
Randy: Well, I am here now. I think that's the problem.
Wilson: No, no, no, no. What Baba Ram Dass means is be here in the moment, don't worry about what will be, savor what is. Say what's on your mind.
Randy: Well, what's on my mind is that Lauren must think I'm a dork.
Wilson: I've seen the way Lauren looks at you. Her eyes definitely do not say "dork."
Randy: Really?
Wilson: Go to her, Randy.
Randy: Well, I would, but she's in the ladies room.
Wilson: Wait.

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 ‘The Kiss and the Kiss Off’ Quotes

Quote from Al

Al: What is becoming of Al Borland? I mean, is my sensitivity being obliterated by my overwhelming masculinity?
Lisa: I don't think so, Al.

Quote from Tim

Jill: Tim, which do you think the audience is gonna be more excited about, your primered car or the two tool girls?
Tim: Come on! Tool Time, guys watching... The primered hot rod.
Jill: You are so sweet. I love that you rather look at cars than beautiful women.
Tim: Really?
Jill: Yeah.
Tim: You know what that also means?
Jill: What?
Tim: I'd leave you in a second if I met the right Corvette.

 Wilson Wilson Quotes

Quote from Bye Bye Birdie

Tim: I want Brad to be a good student.
Wilson: Mm-hm.
Tim: So I told him that multiplying compound fractions is a real important part of that. But, you know, between you and me, it's kinda useless information.
Wilson: Well, I don't know about that, Tim. There was a time when I thought my extensive research into ancient tribal cultures, obscure scientific data, the thoughts of great philosophers, would never come in handy. Then you moved in.

Quote from Doctor in the House

Wilson: A Ph.D.?! Tim? Aw, Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill... Do you realize how many hours I had to study to get my doctorate in forgotten languages and extinct cultures? Oh, my, my, my. Sitting in that library, reading that insufferable microfilm till I thought I would practically go blind? Not to mention that to support myself, I had to volunteer as a subject for lab experiments. Oh, oh. And the thing that really irritates me about this whole thing...
Jill: Wilson!
Wilson: Oh, Jill, Jill, talk me down, talk me down.
Jill: I came out here so you'd talk me down.
Wilson: Oh, I'm sorry, Jill. I just lost control.