Randy Quote #334
Randy: Mom, you are not gonna believe it. Lauren and I are finally going out on a date.
Randy: Yes. This brings Lauren and me to a whole new level. By the way, what does that mean?
Jill: Well, that you're about to enter a more mature, evolved relationship based on trust and communication. Which means you'll have to be constantly in tune with Lauren's innermost feelings.
Randy: [grunts] Oh, miss the old level.
Quote from Al
Al: What is becoming of Al Borland? I mean, is my sensitivity being obliterated by my overwhelming masculinity?
Lisa: I don't think so, Al.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Tim, which do you think the audience is gonna be more excited about, your primered car or the two tool girls?
Tim: Come on! Tool Time, guys watching... The primered hot rod.
Jill: You are so sweet. I love that you rather look at cars than beautiful women.
Tim: You know what that also means?
Tim: I'd leave you in a second if I met the right Corvette.
Quote from The Longest Day
Randy: Why does this bad stuff always have to happen to me?
Tim: Well, bad stuff happens to everybody. Bad stuff happens to me all the time.
Randy: Yeah, but you cause it.
Quote from Say Goodnight, Gracie
Tim: [deep voice] No. Leave the girl alone. Give me my bamboo. My bamboo.
Gracie: Oh, Mr. Panda, thank you so much from saving me from Mr. Monkey.
Tim: Oh, don't thank me. Thank Mr. Tiger.
Gracie: That's Mr. Lion Cub.
Tim: Sorry. I've never been a lion cub before.
Randy: Well, I have. You know, I gotta tell you, it's a tough gig. Everyone expects you to be king.