Jill Quote #796
Quote from Jill in Family Unties
Jill: Come on, guys, I've got so many fun things planned for today. We've got the zoo, and Jacobs Field, and the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, and... [one of the boys throws a pillow at Jill from the bedroom] And as punishment for that, The Doll House and Thimble Museum.
Mark: [o.s.] Mom, it's Saturday. We want to sleep.
Jill: OK, look, ten more minutes and then I'm coming in with this bucket of ice.
Randy: [o.s.] Could you bring a couple sodas with that?
[Jill throws the pillow back at them]
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Quote from Tim
Tim: There's something very weird going on here. You spend your whole life raising kids. Just when they get to the age where they're kind of cool to hang around, they ditch you.
Jill: Which is what we want.
Tim: [inquisitive grunt]
Jill: Well, we want them to be more independent. I mean, you're the one who said that it was natural for them to pull away from us.
Tim: No, no, no, no. What I said was it's natural for them to pull away from you.
Jill: Now, we just gotta hope that they come back.
Tim: They'll come back... for money.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What's that?
Tim: Toilet brush.
Jill: No, that.
Tim: Oh. Sample pool skimmer.
Jill: We don't have a pool to skim.
Tim: I'm hoping it will work on your gravy.
Quote from Tim
Wilson: Oh, Jill, while you're at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, make sure and look at the exhibit on my old friends The Beatles.
Jill: No. Like you really knew the Beatles?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Tim: Big deal. I knew Black & Decker.
Jill: Was Paul really that cute in person?
Wilson: Cuter.
Tim: You want to know cute? I'll introduce you to Sherwin Williams.