Tim Quote #2412
Quote from Tim in Totally Tool Time
Björn: Gentlemen, after much thought and many changes of clothes, we have decided to buy Tool Time.
Fred: Yes!
Al: All right! [laughs]
Tim: Thank you very much.
Al: So was it the Man's Gym that put you over the top?
Björn: Oh, no. We liked the whole show. In Sweden, we love slapstick comedy. You are the next Jerry Lewis. "Hey, Dean!"
Tim: Guys, that calls for a celebration. I tell you what. We work awful darn hard on this show...
[As Tim opens the champagne, Bjorn is soaked and takes a cork in the eye]
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‘Totally Tool Time’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
Quote from Tim
Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?