Tim Quote #2393
Quote from Tim in Totally Tool Time
Tim: We're supposed to have celebrities guests. The Andrettis. You promised me.
Fred: I know. I'm sorry. I feel awful about this.
Tim: Fred, Fred. Um... um... um... um, isn't Paul Newman in town on a charity thing?
Fred: You know Paul Newman?
Tim: You're supposed to know Paul Newman!
Fred: Sorry. You're right. Don't worry. Listen, I got a lot of great ideas for backup guests. Oh! Hey! You know who would be great? Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Tim: Yes! You know him?
Fred: No, but he'd be great.
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
Quote from Tim
Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?