Tim Quote #2391
Quote from Tim in Totally Tool Time
Wilson: I can't wait to surprise my Uncle Nielson Wilson.
Björn: Nielson Wilson? I know him! In Stockholm he's a barrel maker, ja?
Wilson: [speaking Swedish]
Björn: [speaking Swedish]
Tim: Excuse me, guys. Excuse me?
Björn: Hey! Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
Tim: Bjorn "The Swede That's Gonna Buy My Show" Larson. Uh, Wayne, Wayne. Come on in for a minute. This is one of the men coming to look at the show. Take him around. Give him anything he wants. Keep him away from my bagels.
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‘Totally Tool Time’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
Quote from Tim
Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?