Tim Quote #2389
Quote from Tim in Totally Tool Time
Fred: Tim, your idea for today's show is one of your best. Possibly the best ever. Would it embarrass you if I used the word "genius"?
Tim: Wait a minute. Your contract's up at the end of the month, isn't it?
Fred: This month. Uh, yeah. Can you put in a word for me with Binford?
Tim: I'll put in two words: "kiss up." [Fred laughs]
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
Quote from Tim
Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?