Tim Quote #2386
Quote from Tim in Totally Tool Time
Tim: Is everyone as excited about today as I am?
Jill: Oh, yeah. I'm going to the dentist to get my teeth scraped.
Randy: Is today when the Swedish guys are coming by Tool Time?
Tim: Ja! And if they like what they see, they're gonna distribute the show throughout Europe. You could be looking at the new international tool sensation.
Brad: Are you sure they're going to understand Tool Time in Europe?
Randy: Yeah, I mean, they barely understand it here.
Tim: Yeah? Let me give you two words to think about: Jerry Lewis.
Jill: Europeans like him 'cause he acts like a complete buffoon.
Mark: We're gonna be rich!
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
Quote from Tim
Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?