Tim Quote #2252
Quote from Tim in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Jill: Randy, honey. Honey, everything is OK.
Brad: I don't know, Mom. He's really scared about this Clifford guy.
Tim: What are you crying about?
Randy: I'm not staying here. I know Clifford's gonna come back. He's gonna kill all of us.
Jill: Honey, he's not. This was just a stupid joke we played on you to scare you.
Tim: I didn't want to, but your mom wanted to.
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Randy: All right. One candy bar for the spaceman. And seven for the cute little lion cub.
Quote from Al
Brad: How would you like to help us do this prank on our parents?
Al: Well, I wouldn't feel so bad about scaring your dad again, but no, I wouldn't feel right scaring your mom.
Randy: Really? Even after what she said about you?
Al: What did she say about me?
Randy: Oh, I believe she referred to your little Halloween party as "the marathon yawn-a-thon".
Al: Jill said that?
Randy: That's what I heard. What about you, Brad?
Brad: Yeah, I heard her say that. She also said your mom doesn't bob for apples. She bobs for ham hocks.
Al: I'm in!
Quote from Al
Brad: Now we gotta think of something just as good to get back at them.
Al: Well, you're Tim's sons. I'm sure you inherited the torture chromosome.