Tim Quote #2250
Quote from Tim in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Brad: Geez, what was that about?
Jill: It was 25 years ago. It's no big deal.
Randy: Why did Clifford want to see the basement?
Tim: He probably wanted to take a look at the new furnace I put in.
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‘I Was a Teenage Taylor’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Randy: All right. One candy bar for the spaceman. And seven for the cute little lion cub.
Quote from Al
Brad: How would you like to help us do this prank on our parents?
Al: Well, I wouldn't feel so bad about scaring your dad again, but no, I wouldn't feel right scaring your mom.
Randy: Really? Even after what she said about you?
Al: What did she say about me?
Randy: Oh, I believe she referred to your little Halloween party as "the marathon yawn-a-thon".
Al: Jill said that?
Randy: That's what I heard. What about you, Brad?
Brad: Yeah, I heard her say that. She also said your mom doesn't bob for apples. She bobs for ham hocks.
Al: I'm in!
Quote from Al
Brad: Now we gotta think of something just as good to get back at them.
Al: Well, you're Tim's sons. I'm sure you inherited the torture chromosome.